M
 5
You burned $N to death.~
You have been burned to death by $n.~
$n has burned $N to death.~
You miss $N with your burning hands.~
$n reaches for you with burning hands, but misses luckily.~
$n tries to burn $N, but $E escapes.~
You fan your fingers and seering flames bust forth, burning $N.~
You cry out in pain as seering flames from $n burn you.~
Flames burst from $n's fingers and $N cries out as $e burns $M.~
Your attempt to burn $N nears BLASPHEMY !!!~
The pitiful creature before you, $n, tries to burn you.~
Unaware of the risks, $n tries to burn $N.~
M
 6
Your lightning bolt kills $N.~
You are electrocuted to death by a lightning bolt sent by $n.~
The dead body of $N sizzles in the heat from a lightning bolt sent by $n.~
Your lightning bolt scores the ground in front of $N, a misser.~
The ground before you is scored as $n misses you with lightning.~
$N jumps backwards in time to avoid lightning sent by $n.~
You call a lightning bolt from the sky, hitting $N.~
$n calls down a lightning bolt from the sky, striking you!~
$N screams in pain as lightning from the sky over $n penetrates $M.~
$N stops your lightning with a single gesture, BEWARE !!!~
You stop $n's lightning with a sure hand, no time for children's games.~
$n's lightning disappears as $N makes a simple gesture.~
M
 8
You chill $N, remember to put flowers on $S grave.~
You feel chilled by $n and then you feel no more - RIP.~
$n touches $N who slumps to the ground as a dead lump.~
The atmosphere turns chilly as you miss $N.~
You dodge $n and $s chill touch.~
$n tries unsuccesfully to chill $N.~
You grab $N, painfully chilling $M.~
You feel your life flowing away as $n chills you.~
$n chills $N who suddenly seem less lively.~
Are you trying to chill $N ? - what a joke.~
$n tries to chill you, what a laugh.~
$N starts to laugh as $n turns chilly.~
M
 37
$N dies while looking rather shocked.~
$n shocks you.  Unfortunately your heart can't stand it...~
$n reveals with a shock that $N has left $S body.~
$N rather shockingly evades your grasp.~
You nimbly dodge a shocking grasp from $n.~
$N shockingly evades the grasp of $n.~
You grab $N, sending electricity through $S body.~
You get a shock as $n gets too close to you.~
$N looks shocked as $n grasps at $M.~
You shockingly realize you can't shock $N.~
These puny creatures are shocking at times.~
The atmosphere gets loaded as $n tries to shock $N.~
M
 10
YOU KILLED $N !!! - don't you feel ashamed?~
Your head is filled with all the colors of the rainbow before it bursts.~
$n makes $N into a colorful corpse.~
Your spray of color misses $N - what a dull world.~
$n unsuccesfully tries to add color to your life.~
$n splashes color everywhere except $N.~
Scintillating colors shoot from your hands, striking $N in the face.~
A sudden burst of colors sends you reeling.~
$n throws colors at $N who in vain tries to escape.~
Your spray of colors turns into butterflies as $N frowns.~
Your frown is enough to turn $n's color spray into little butterflies.~
The air is filled with butterflies as $N frowns at $n's color spray.~
M
 25
$N crumples as you kill $M by draining $S energy.~
As $n drains your last energy you look foreward to the peace of the graveyard.~
$n drains the enegy of $N who crumples as a lifeless cocoon.~
You need more draining lessons.~
Luckily for you $n slept during draining-lessons.~
$n fails to drain $N - what a waste of energy.~
You drain $N of some of $S energy.~
You feel less energic as $n drains you.~
$n drains $N - what a waste of energy !~
You waste energy trying to drain $N.~
How amusing - $n tries to drain you.~
$N's eyes twinkle with laughter as $n tries to drain $M.~
M
 26
Your fireball hits $N with full force, causing an immediate death.~
As you burst into flames of death $n grins evilly.~
The heat from a fireball from $n turns $N into a charred corpse.~
Your fireball blooms few feet before $N who claps $S hands in wonder.~
$n aims a fireball at you but it blooms few feet before you, you clap your hands at the show.~
A fireball from $n misses $N - what great fireworks around here !!~
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How shameful to throw fireballs at a GOD !!!~
You choose to ignore a shameful attempt to fireball you.~
$n's fireball is tactfully ignored by $N.~
M
 30
Your lightning bolt shatters $N to pieces.~
You feel enlightened by the lightning bolt $n sends and then all is darkness - RIP.~
$N recieves the full blast of a lightning bolt from $n ... and is no more.~
Your aim is going from bad to worse and the lightning bolt misses $N.~
$n has got a bad aim and the lightning bolt misses you.~
$n fails in hitting $N with a lightning bolt.~
The lightning bolt hits $N with full impact.~
$n points at you and a lightning bolt painfully strikes your chest.~
$N wavers under the impact of the lightning bolt sent by $n.~
Your lightning bolt is extinguished as mighty $N moves $S ears.~
You move your ears to extinguish $n's lightning bolt.~
$N moves $S ears and $n's lightning bolt is extinguished.~
M
 32
The magic missile tears away the remaining life of $N.~
You only have time to notice $n uttering strange sounds before everything is dark.~
The magic missile sent by $n causes $N to stagger and collaps in a lifeless heap.~
The magic missile penetrates the air miles above $N.~
You don't even have to duck as $n sends a magic missile way over your head.~
$n tries in vain to correct the course of the magic missile meant to hit $N.~
You watch with selfpride as the magic missile hits $N.~
You stagger as a magic missile from $n hits you.~
$n throws a magic missile at $N who staggers under the blow.~
Your magic missile makes $N roar with laughter.~
You can't help laughing as $n sends a magic missile at you.~
$N starts to roar with laughter as $n sends a magic missile at $M.~
M
 62
You press your fingers to $N, who growls in pain.~
$n presses $s fingers to you, causing a burning pain.~
$n presses $s fingers to $N, who growls in pain.~
You make a grasp for $N, but miss.~
$n grasps for your arm but misses.~
$n grasps for $N's arm but misses.~
You press your fingers to $N, who growls in pain.~
$n presses $s fingers to you, causing a stinging pain.~
$n presses $s fingers to $N, who growls in pain.~
$N can't help but giggle hysterically at you.~
$n attempts to cause you wounds, but only succeeds in making you giggle.~
$n tries to cause $N wounds, but only makes $M giggle.~
M
 64
You press your fingers to $N, who growls in pain.~
$n presses $s fingers to you, causing a burning pain.~
$n presses $s fingers to $N, who growls in pain.~
You make a grasp for $N, but miss.~
$n grasps for your arm but misses.~
$n grasps for $N's arm but misses.~
You press your fingers to $N, who shrieks in pain.~
$n presses $s fingers to you, causing a burning pain.~
$n presses $s fingers to $N, who shrieks in pain.~
$N can't help but giggle hysterically at you.~
$n attempts to cause you wounds, but only succeeds in making you giggle.~
$n tries to cause $N wounds, but only makes $M giggle.~
M
 63
You press your fingers to $N, who growls in pain.~
$n presses $s fingers to you, causing a burning pain.~
$n presses $s fingers to $N, who growls in pain.~
You make a grasp for $N, but miss.~
$n grasps for your arm but misses.~
$n grasps for $N's arm but misses.~
You press your fingers to $N, who howls in pain.~
$n presses $s fingers to you, causing a searing pain.~
$n presses $s fingers to $N, who howls in pain.~
$N can't help but giggle hysterically at you.~
$n attempts to cause you wounds, but only succeeds in making you giggle.~
$n tries to cause $N wounds, but only makes $M giggle.~
M
 27
You lay a hand upon $N and the remaining flesh withers away.~
$n lays $s hands upon your skin, causing it to wither away completely.~
$n firmly grasps $N, causing $S skin to wither away completely.~
You make a grasp for $N, but miss.~
$n grasps for your arm but misses.~
$n grasps for $N's arm but misses.~
$N screams in pain as $S flesh withers away at your touch.~
You scream in agony as your skin withers and decays under $n's touch.~
$N screams in unbearable agony as $n grabs hold of $M.~
$N laughs out loud as you attempt to lay harmful hands upon $M.~
You double over laughing as $n attempts to lay harmful hands upon you.~
$N laughs out loud at $n's pathetic attempt to harm $M.~
M
 65
$N burns to ashes in a column of flame, sent down from the heavens.~
You burn to a violent death within a column of flame.~
$N burns to death within a column of flame conjured by $n.~
You raise your hands to the heavens but your prayers are not answered.~
$n raises $s hands to the heavens expectantly... but nothing happens.~
$n raises $s hands to the heavens expectantly... but nothing happens.~
You raise your hands to the heavens and $N is consumed in a column of flame.~
$n calls down a column of flame from the heavens which consumes you.~
$n calls down a column of flame from the heavens which consumes $N.~
$N seems energized by the flames lapping at $S skin.~
$n calls down a column of flame from the heavens, warming you.~
$n conjures a column of flame around $N which seems to energize $M.~
M
 75
$N screams a death cry as your demon spawned fire finishes $S.~
You are reduced to a smouldering pile of ash by $n.~
You avert you eyes as $n obliterates $N with demonic flames.~
You curse loudly as your demonic flames sputter worthlessly, missing $n.~
You breathe a sigh of relief as $n barely singes your eyebrows.~
$n sends out a wild flame, missing $N altogether.~
You grin evilly as your demonic flames sear $N.~
You gag in disgust as $n engulfs you in demonic flames.~
The stench of burning flesh fills the air as $n roasts $N with demonic flames.~
The Halo surrounding the head of $N absorbs your evil fire.~
You scoff at $n as $e channels an evil flame at you.~
You blink in disbelief as $n ignorantly channels an evil flame at $N.~
M
 98
$N screams a death cry as your hammer splits $S skull open.~
You are reduced to a bloody pulp by $n.~
You shiver in disgust as $n shatters $N's skull with a spiritual hammer.~
You curse loudly as your prays go unanswered.~
You dodge $n's swing of $s mighty hammer.~
$n swings a spiritual hammer at $N, but misses completely.~
The shimmering, ghostly image of a warhammer appears in your hands.~
The shimmering, ghostly image of a warhammer appears in $n's hands.~
$n swings a ghostly warhammer at $N, crushing $M with the blow.~
$N cackles with amusement as your warhammer passes through $M.~
You bonk $n on the head as $e swings a ghostly warhammer at you.~
You blink in disbelief as $n ignorantly swings a warhammer at $N.~
M
 100
You hold your hands out and release a barage of frost shards at $N~
A storm of icy shards, projected from $n's hands, pierce your body.~
$n holds $s hands out, sending a storm of icy shards into $N's body.~
You curse loudly as your frost shards melt.~
You dodge a barage of icy shards sent by $n.~
$n sends a barage of icy shards at $N, but $E dodges them completely.~
You hold your hands out and release a barage of frost shards at $N~
A storm of icy shards, projected from $n's hands, pierce your body.~
$n holds $s hands out, sending a storm of icy shards into $N's body.~
$N laughs with amusement as your frost shards shatter harmlessly against $M.~
You bonk $n on the head as $e sends shards of ice at you.~
You snicker sadistically as $n sends harmless shards of frost at $N.~
M
 70
You send a bolt of acid at $N from your finger tip, striking $M.~
$n sends a bolt of acid from $s finger tip at you.~
A bolt of acid from $n's finger tip strikes $N.~
$N dodges out of the way of your stream of acid.~
$n sends a bolt of acid at you, but you dodge to the side.~
$n sends a bolt of acid at $N, who dodges out of the way.~
You send a bolt of acid at $N from your finger tip, striking $M.~
$n sends a bolt of acid from $s finger tip at you.~
A bolt of acid from $n's finger tip strikes $N.~
$N gets out a bar of soap and starts to shower in your acid stream.~
$n seems to be shooting acid at you, what the hell's $s problem?~
$n squirts a few drops of acid at $N, what a shmoo.~
M
 92
Your shockwave hits $N with full force, causing an immediate death.~
As you burst into pieces $n grins evilly.~
The hit from the shockwave bursts $N into pieces.~
Your shockwave hits a few feet before $N who claps $S hands in wonder.~
$n aims a shockwave at you but it blooms few feet before you, you clap your hands at the show.~
A shockwave from $n misses $N - what great idiots around here !!~
You send a shockwave at $N and watch as $E is pounded HARD!~
You are POUNDED HARD by a shockwave sent by $n.~
$n POUNDS $N with a massive shockwave.~
How shameful to throw shockwaves at a GOD !!!~
You choose to ignore a shameful attempt to shockwave you.~
$n's shockwave is tactfully ignored by $N.~
M
 101
You bludgeon $N to death.~
You are bludgeoned to death by $n.~
$n ruthlessly bludgeons $N to death.~
You fruitlessly try to bludgeon $N.~
You easily dodge an attempt by $n to bludgeon you.~
An attempt by $n to bludgeon $N is in vain as $N twists in a funny fashion.~
You ruthlessly bludgeon $N.~
With a nasty smile on $s face $n bludgeons you.~
$n bludgeons $N while smiling ruthlessly.~
Your attempt to bludgeon $N fails, luckily for you $N has a good sense of humour !~
Your patience is tried when $n tries to clobber you.~
$N strains $Mself from zapping $n when $e attempts to bludgeon the mighty one.~
M
 102
You succesfully pierce $N . The dead body falls to the ground.~
$n pierces you. You are no longer a living member of this world.~
$n pierces $N whose body falls lifeless to the ground.~
You try to pierce $N but pierce the air instead.~
$n pierces holes in the air.~
$n tries to pierce air instead of fighting $N.~
You gently pierce $N while your smile grows wider.~
Your left lung is pierced by $n.~
$n pierces the left lung of $N and blood spurts all over.~
The mighty $N begins to think you a nuisance !!!~
Your patience is almost gone when you stare back at $n.~
The air is loaded when $N angrily wards off a piercing attack from $n.~
M
 102
You pierce $N's heart, you heartbreaker you.~
$n breaks your heart, goodbye cruel world...~
$n pierces the heart of $N who falls to the ground clutching at the wound.~
You pierce $N's clothes but do not touch $N $Mself.~
You get ventilation-holes in your clothes as $n misses you.~
$n pierces ventilation-holes in $N's clothes instead of $N $Mself.~
You lunge at $N and pierce $S right leg.~
Your right leg is pierced by $n.~
$n prepares to barbeque $N's right leg.~
The great $N sends you a piercing look, OUPS !!~
You return $n's pierce with a piercing look, hmmmm.~
$N returns $n's pierce with a piercing look.~
M
 103
You beautifully slash $N into two parts - both dead.~
Your upper body is disconnected from your legs as $n slashes at you - RIP.~
$N is slashed into two by a masterly stroke performed by $n.~
Your desperate slash at $N is easily avoided by $M.~
You easily avoid the slash from $n.~
$N avoids a slash from $n. $E sure is nimble.~
$N cries out in agony as you slash $S ribcage.~
Your ribcage is slashed open by $n - OUCH.~
$n nicely dissects the ribcage of $N with a single slash.~
Your cunning slash at $N is fruitless.~
You nimbly stop a slash from $n.~
$N stops a cunning slash from $n who looks disappointed.~
M
 103
Your slash at $N results in blood spurting all over, and $S immediate death.~
Blood spurts all over as $n slashes at you. You die ...~
$N colors everything red with blood from $S lethal wound and dies...~
You miss $N by an inch, curse that brat!~
You manage to dodge $n's slash and laugh, HA.~
$n's slash misses $N who laughs in sheer delight, HA.~
You skillfully carve your initials into $N's breast.~
$n slashes $s initials onto your breast, OUCH.~
$n makes $s initials known on $N's breast.~
Come on, why do you think you can slash at a GOD ?!~
You barely register the puny creature before you.~
The great $N seems to ignore $n's slashes.~
M
 50
Your kick at $N's kidneys made $M die.~
$n kills you by kicking your kidneys in.~
$N dies from $n's last kick to $S kidneys.~
Your beautiful full-circle-kick misses $N by a mile.~
$n makes a nice ballet step which plants a foot a mile above your head.~
$n makes a nice ballet step which plants a foot a mile above $N's head.~
Your boots need polishing again - blood all over.~
$n wipes $s boots in your face.~
$n wipes $s boots in the face of $N.~
$N makes you kick at a huge stone appearing from nowhere - OUCH.~
You make $n kick a huge stone appearing from nowhere - *giggle*~
$n starts kicking a huge stone which suddenly appears.~
M
 50
Your kick at $N's face splits $S head open - yummy.~
$n aims a kick at your face which splits your head in two.~
$n neatly kicks $N's head into pieces - YUMMY.~
You miss your kick at $N's groin, much to $S relief.~
$n misses a kick at your groin, you breathe lighter now.~
$n misses a kick at $N's groin.~
Your kick hits $N in the solar plexus.~
You're hit in solar plexus, wow, this is breathtaking !!~
$n kicks $N in solar plexus, $N is rendered breathless.~
You attempt to kick $N but lose your balance and fall face down in some mud that has suddenly appeared.~
When $n tries to kick you, you quickly make him fall in some mud you have created.~
$n falls face down in some mud created by $N.~
M
 104
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You feel wounded - too wounded - you die.~
$N lies suffering on the ground till no blood is left in $S body.~
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You are in terrible pain, but no damage results.~
$N is in terrible pain, but not suffering further damage.~
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You lie on the ground suffering from your terrible wounds.~
$N lies helplessly on the ground and suffers.~
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You are in TERRIBLE pain, but no damage results!~
$N is in TERRIBLE pain, but not suffering further damage!~
M
 200
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You can only lie still as the last heartbeat ebbs...~
$N suffers from bloodlack, and the lack of a beating heart...~
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suffer miss victim..~
suffer miss room..~
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You lie on the ground suffering from bleeding wounds.~
$N lies immobile on the ground, suffering...~
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Suffer god victim..~
Suffer god room..~
M
 56
$N killed.~
You are burned to ash, as $n breathes on you.~
$n makes $N to ash.~
$N missed.~
$n breathes fire at you, but you avoids it.~
$N avoids $n firebreath.~
$N hit.~
$n burns you.~
$N is partly made ash, as $n breaths fire.~
$N immortal.~
$n warms you.~
$n warms $N.~
M
 57
$N killed.~
You die from the gas $n breathes on you.~
$n kills $N with a gas breath.~
$N missed.~
$n breathes gas at you, but it has no effect.~
$N avoids $n's gas.~
$N hit.~
$n gasses you.~
$N is gassed by $n.~
$N immortal.~
$n wants to gas you, but can't.~
$n tries to gas $N, but can't.~
M
 58
$N killed.~
You are frozen to ice, as $n breathes on you.~
$n turns $N into a block of ice.~
$N missed.~
$n breathes frost at you, but you avoid it.~
$N avoids $n frostbreath.~
$N hit.~
$n frezes you.~
$N is partly made ice, as $n breaths frost.~
$N immortal.~
$n supplies you with air conditioning.~
$n supplies $N with air conditioning.~
M
 59
$N killed.~
You are corroded to nothing, as $n breathes on you.~
$n corrodes $N to nothing.~
$N missed.~
$n breathes acid at you, but you avoids it.~
$N avoids $n acidbreath.~
$N hit.~
$n corrodes you.~
$N is corroded as $n breathes acid.~
$N immortal.~
$n helps you clean your hands with a little acid.~
$n helps $N cleaning.~
M
 60
$N killed.~
You are killed by $n lightning breath.~
$n killes $N with a lightning breath.~
$N missed.~
$n breathes lightning at you, but you avoids it.~
$N avoids $n lightning breath.~
$N hit.~
$n hits you with a lightning breath.~
$N is hit by $n's lightning breath.~
$N immortal.~
$n tries to breathe lightning upon you.~
$n tries to breathe lightning upon $N.~
M
 48
$N makes a strange sound but is suddenly very silent, as you place $p in $S back.~
Suddenly $n stabs you in the back, RIP...~
$n places $p in the back of $N, resulting in some strange noises, a lot of blood and a corpse.~
You lunge at $N with $p but miss.~
$n slashes at you with $p and misses.~
$n slashes at $N's back with $s weapon, but misses.~
You plunge $p into the back of $N.~
A vicious backstab from $n causes you to choke on your own blood.~
$N stabs $n through the back with $p.~
$N sends you a look, that makes you forget all about backstabbing.~
$n tries to backstab you, but changes $s mind.~
$n tries to backstab $N, but changes $s mind.~
M
 350
$N collapses and dies suddenly as the weapon pierces $S heart.~
Suddenly $n throws a weapon at you, it pierces our heart...silence, you're dead.~
$n throws a weapon at $N, it pierces $S heart! $N collapses and dies quickly.~ $N quickly dodges the weapon's path.~
$n throws a weapon at you but you dodge the weapon's path.~
$n throws a weapon at $N, but $N dodges the weapon's path.~
$N winces in pain, as you throw a weapon, hitting $M perfectly.~
Suddenly $n throws a weapon at you hitting you perfectly.~
$n throws a weapon, hitting $N skillfully.~
$N catches a weapon in $S teeth, laughing at you.~
$n throws a wapon at you, you catch it in your teeth and laugh.~
$n throws a weapon at $N, $E catches it in $S teeth laughing.~
M
 376
$N collapses and dies as you charge $M into the ground.~
Suddenly $n charges you into the ground, your dead.~
$N collapses and dies as $n charges $M into the ground.~
$N quickly dodges your charge.~
$n charges you! You quickly dodge out of the way.~
$n charges $N! $E quickly dodges out of the way.~
$N goes flying as you charge shoulder first into $M.~
$n charges into you shoulder first, you go flying! Ugh!.~
$N goes flying as $n charges shoulder first into $M.~
$N laughs as you bounce off of $M.~
You laugh as $n charges at you and bounces off.~
$N laughs as $n charges at $M and bounces off..~
M
 51
$N doesn't recover from your bash ! - $E is dead.~
As $n bashes at you, you give up living and die...~
$N dies after $n has bashed $M.~
As $N avoids your bash, you topple over and fall to the ground.~
You dodge a bash from $n who loses $s balance and falls.~
$N avoids being bashed by $n who loses $s balance and falls.~
You bash $N over the head with the hilt of your weapon.~
$n sends you sprawling with a bash from the hilt of $s weapon.~
$n sends $N sprawling with a powerful bash.~
Your effort to bash $N sends you sprawling on the ground.~
$n unfruitfully tries to bash you and is sent sprawling.~
$n dares a bash at $N and is sent sprawling without touching $M.~
M
 22
$N is dissolved by your goodness.~
$n dissolves you. You regret having been so evil, and die...~
$n completely dissolves $N.~
$N is unaffected by your goodness!~
$n thinks that $e is really good, and tries to dispel you.~
$N laughs at $n as $e tries to dispel $M!~
$N shivers and suffers from $S evilness!~
$n makes your soul hurt and suffer!~
$n makes $N's evil spirit shiver and suffer!~
Did you really expect $M to suffer?~
$n unfruitfully tries to dispel you.~
$n is stupid...~
M
 33
Poison burns intensely in your veins, you shiver, you die.~
victim die suffer never see.~
$N has massive cramps and dies suffering.~
suffer miss char.~
suffer miss victim.~
suffer miss room.~
You feel burning poison in your blood, and suffer.~
suffer victim never see.~
$N doubles over in pain and groans from the poison in $S veins.~
Suffer god Char..~
Suffer god victim..~
Suffer god room..~
$~
