accuse 0 5
Who are you accusing?
$n is in an accusing mood.
You stare accusingly at $M.
$n stares accusingly at $N.
$n stares accusingly at you.
Sorry, that person isn't here to hear your accusation.
You accuse yourself.
$n seems to have a bad conscience.

ack 0 0
You go ACK TTTTHHHHHPPPPPPTTTTTTT!
$n goes ACK TTTTHHHHHPPPPPPTTTTTT!
You go ACK TTTHHHHHHPPPPPPPTTTT! all over $M - what a mess!
$n goes ACK TTTHHHHHPPPPPTTTTT! all over $N - what a mess!
$n goes ACK TTTHHHHHPPPPPTTTTT! all over you - what a mess!
That person isn't here to be acked upon, sorry.
You go ACK TTTHHHHHPPPPTTTTT! all over yourself - what a mess!
$n goes ACK TTTHHHHPPPPTTTTT! all over $mself - what a mess!

agree 0 0
You agree with everyone in the room.
$n agree's with everyone. Easy Enough.
You agree with $N.
$n nods in agreement with $N.
$n seems to agree with you. You must know what your talking about.
That person isn't here to agree with.
#
#

alone 0 0
You feel so lonely.
$n looks very lonely.
You inform $N that you want to be alone with $M.
$n informs everyone that $e wants to be alone with $N.
$n wants to be alone with you, hmmm.
You don't see your friend! *sniff*
You tell everyone you just want to be left alone.
$n just wants to be left alone.

apologize 0 0
You apologize to everyone in the room.
$n apologizes to everyone in the room.
You apologize to $M.
$n apologizes to $N for $s behaviour.
$n apologizes to you whole heartedly.
I'm sorry, they aren't here, catch up with them later and apologize.
You apologize to yourself.
$n apologizes to $mself.

applaud 0 0
Clap, clap, clap.
$n gives a round of applause.
You clap at $S actions.
$n claps at $N's actions.
$n gives you a round of applause.  You MUST'VE done something good!
You give your imaginary round of applause to your imaginary friend.
You applaud at yourself.
$n applauds at $mself.

baa 0 0
You make some quaint sheep noises.
$n baaaaaaahs like a sheep.
You make obnoxious sheep sounds in $S ear.
$n snaps a harsh 'baaaaaaaah!!' in $N's ear. Grumpy, aren't we?
$n hurts your eardrums doing a loud imitation of a sheep.
They have left your little barnyard.
You make sheep noises quietly to yourself.
$n makes little sheep noises to $mself, thinking no one is listening.

backhand 0 0
Yes, but who is it that you'd like to backhand?
$n just slapped the air, I wonder why?
Ok, you backhand $M for being a complete idiot!
$n just backhanded $N on the head for being a complete idiot!
$n just backhanded you across the head for being a complete idiot!
They aren't here! Boy, isn't that frustrating?
You backhand yourself for being a total dope!
$n slaps $mself across the back of the head for being a total dope!

backrub 0 0
A lovely thought, but WHO do you want to give a backrub to?
#
You give $M a long, firm backrub.
$n gives $N a long, firm backrub - if you ask nicely, maybe you'd be next.
$n gives you a long, firm backrub - you feel relaxed all over.
You can't give a backrub to a person who's not here.
You sprain your elbow attempting to give yourself a backrub.
$n sprains $s elbow trying to give $m a backrub - maybe you could help?

bandage 0 0
Who are you trying to bandage?
#
You bandage $S wounds tenderly.
$n bandages $N's wounds tenderly.
$n cleans and dresses your wounds tenderly. Ah, that's MUCH better!
But that person isn't here!?!
You frantically attempt to bandage your wounds.
$n frantically attempts to bandage $s wounds.

bark 0 0
Ok, you express your true feelings to the world at large.
$n yaps like a small dog.
You bark loudly in $S face, who obviously needed to be put in $s place.
$n barks loudly in $N's face.
$n barks loudly in your face.
They didn't hang around to hear it.
You bark at yourself in a fit of frustration.
$n barks at $mself. Hmm.
 
bearhug 0 0
A lovely thought, but WHO do you want to bearhug?
#
You give $M a bone-crushing bearhug which leaves $M gasping for air.
$n gives $N a huge bearhug - your ribs ache in sympathy.
$n grips you in a huge bearhug that leaves you gasping for air.
You are filled with remorse that that person isn't here to be bearhugged.
You bearhug yourself - gasping for air, you feel a bit dizzy.
$n bearhugs $mself - $e gasps for air and nearly passes out.

beg 0 0
You beg the gods for mercy.
The gods fall down laughing at $n's request for mercy.
You desperately try to squeeze a few coins from $M.
$n begs you for money. You graciously let $m peep at your fortune.
$n begs $N for a dime or two - or twenty !
Your money-lender seems to be out for the moment.
Begging yourself for money doesn't help.
#

bite 0 5
You look like you'd like to bite someone.
$n looks like $e's about to bite someone.
You brush back the hair and softly bite $S neck.
$n brushes back the hair and softly bites $N's neck.
$n brushes back the hair and softly bites your neck.
You'll have to find a new target for your appetite.
You bite your tongue.
$n bites $s tongue.

bkiss 0 5
You blow kisses to everyone in the room.
$n blows kisses to everyone around $m.
You blow a kiss to $N.
$n blows a kiss to $N.
$n blows a kiss to you.
That person is not around to catch your kiss.
You blow kisses to yourself.
$n blows kisses to $mself. Hmm.

blow 0 0
You blow into your hands making a *loud* toot!
$n blows into $s hands making a *loud* toot!
You blow sweetly into $S ear, making $M smile.
$n blows into $N's ear, making $M smile.
$n blows into your ear, it tickles!
I'm sorry, they aren't here, catch up with them.
You stick out your bottom lip and blow your hair out of your face.
$n sticks out $s bottom lip and blows $s hair out of $s face.

blush 0 0
You blush a deep shade of red.
$n blushes a deep shade of red.
You blush at the sight of $N.
$n blushes at the sight of $N.
$n blushes at the sight of you.
You blush as you notice that person isn't here.
You blush at your own folly.
$n blushes at $s own folly.

blame 0 0
Who do you want to blame?
#
You blame $N for this!
$n blames $N for this!
$n blames you for this!
They aren't here!
You blame yourself!
$n blames $mself for this!

bleed 0 0
You bleed quietly.
$n bleeds quietly to $mself.
You bleed all over $M.
$n bleeds all over $N.
$n bleeds all over you - HELP!
Neat trick, bleeding on people who aren't even in the same room!
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
$n wishes $s wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

blink 0 0
You blink in disbelief.
$n blinks in disbelief.
You blink at $N in disbelief.
$n blinks at $N in disbelief.
$n blinks at you in disbelief.
They must have blinked out of existence.
You try to blink back the huge tears that are flooding your eyes.
$n tries to blink back the huge tears that are flooding $s eyes.

bonk 0 0
Yes, but who's the idiot this time?
#
You bonk $M on the head.
$N cringes as $n bonks $M on the head.
You reel in pain as $n bonks you on the head.
You hurt yourself trying to bonk someone who's not there.
You hit yourself on the head repeatedly.
$n hits $mself on the head repeatedly.

bored 0 0
You inform everyone that you're bored.
$n informs everyone that $e's bored.. uh oh could get dangerous!
#

bounce 0 0
You bounce around excitedly.
$n bounces around excitedly.
You bounce onto $S lap.
$n bounces onto $N's lap.
$n bounces onto your lap.
You don't see your plaything.
You bounce your ...ahem... enticingly - shame on you!
$n bounces $s ...ahem... enticingly - what a tease!

bow 0 5
You bow deeply.
$n bows deeply.
You bow before $M.
$n bows before $N.
$n bows before you.
Who's that?
You kiss your toes.
$n folds up like a jacknife and kisses $s own toes.

brandish 0 0
At whom do you want to brandish your weapon?
#
You brandish your weapon in $S face.
$n brandishes $s weapon in $N's face.
$n brandishes $s weapon in your face.
Try that on someone in the same room, dummy!
You wave your weapon in front of your face.  Ooo, pretty!
$n waves $s weapon in front of $s own face, looking a little sleepy.

brb 0 0
You announce that you'll be right back.
$n announces that $e'll be right back.
#

burp 0 0
You burp loudly.
$n burps loudly.
You burp $M.
$n burps $N.
$n burps you.
You can't find your victim.
You cover your mouth with your hand and burp quietly.
$n covers $s mouth with $s hand and burps quietly.

businesscard 0 0
Who do you want to give your card to?
#
You present your business card to $M.
$n presents $s business card to $N.
$n presents $s business card to you.
They're not here to be interested in your business.
YOU already have those!
#

bye 0 0
You wave goodbye to everyone!
$n waves goodbye to everyone!
You wave goodbye to $N.
$n waves goodbye to $N.
$n waves goodbye to you.
They already left.
You wave goodbye to yourself.
$n waves goodbye to $mself.

cackle 0 0
You cackle gleefully.
$n throws back $s head and cackles with insane glee!
You cackle gleefully at $N.
$n cackles gleefully at $N.
$n cackles gleefully at you.  Better keep your distance from $m.
You can't find a friend to cackle with.
You cackle at yourself.  Now, THAT'S strange!
$n is really crazy now!  $e cackles at $mself.

caress 0 5
A lovely thought, but WHO do you want to caress?
#
You run your hands across $S body, caressing $M.
$n runs $s hands across $N's body, caressesing $M.
$n runs $s hands across your body, caressesing you.
Who do you want to caress?
You lightly caress yourself - wouldn't you rather do that in private?
$n caresses $mself all over - and in public, no less!

calm 0 5
You feel peaceful and calm.
$n looks peaceful and calm.
You try to calm down $N.
$n tries to calm down $N.
$n tries to calm you down.
That person probably left in a huff.
You calm down.  You feel much more peaceful.
$n calms down, looking much more peaceful.

cheek 0 0
You feel like pinching someone's cheek.
$n feels like pinching someone's cheek.
You pinch $S cheek.
$n pinches $N's cheek.
$n pinches your cheek.
They didn't wait to be patronized.
You pinch your own cheek in an attempt to wake up.
$n pinches $s cheek, trying to wake $mself up.

cheer 0 0
HIP HIP HUZZAH!
$n cheers wildly!
You cheer for $M.
$n cheers for $N - huzzah!
$n cheers for you - huzzah!
Try cheering for someone in the same room!
You cheer for yourself since no one else has.
$n cheers for $mself since no one else has.

choke 0 0
You clutch your hands to your throat as you begin to choke.
$n is choking! Anyone know the Heimlich maneuver?
You throttle $N with your bare hands!!!
$n chokes $N!
$n chokes you!
That person isn't here.
You choke yourself.
$n is choking $mself.

chortle 0 0
You chortle merrily.
$n chortles merrily.
You have a mild laugh at $S expense.
$n chortles merrily at $N.
$n seems amused by what you did.
They aren't here to witness your mirth.
You chortle at your own antics.
$n chortles at $mself.

chuckle 0 0
You chuckle.
$n chuckles.
You chuckle at $S joke.
$n chuckles at $N's joke.
$n chuckles at your joke.
You can't find a friend to chuckle with.
You chuckle at yourself.
$n chuckles at $Mself.

clap 0 0
You clap your hands together.
$n claps $s hands together.
You applaud $N's performance.
$n applauds $N's performance.
$n applauds $N's performance.
You clap for nothing.
You clap at your own performance.
$n applauds $s own performance.

comfort 0 5
Do you feel uncomfortable?
#
You comfort $M.
$n comforts $N.
$n comforts you.
Comfort who?
You make a vain attempt to comfort yourself.
$n has no one to comfort $m but $mself.

comb 0 0
You comb your hair - perfect.
$n combs $s hair, what a dashing specimen !
You patiently untangle $N's hair - what a mess !
$n tries patiently to untangle $N's hair.
$n pulls your hair in an attempt to comb it.
That person is not here.
You pull your hair, but it will not be combed.
$n tries to comb $s tangled hair.

congratulate 0 0
A lovely thought, but WHO do you wish to congratulate?
#
You congratulate $M on a job well done.
$n congratulates $N on a job well done.
$n congratulates you on a job well done.
That person isn't here to be congratulated.
You congratulate yourself...feeling a bit conceited today?
$n pats $mself on the back, since YOU didn't bother to congratulate $s.

cookie 0 0
You rummage through your bag and pull out a huge chocolate chip cookie.
$n rummages through $s bag and pulls out a huge chocolate chip cookie.
You pat $N on the head and give $M a cookie.
$n pats $N on the head and gives $M a cookie.
$n pats you on the head and gives you a cookie.
That person isn't here.
You flop down in the corner to enjoy a cookie.
$n flops down in the corner and starts nibbling on a cookie.

cough 0 0
Yuck, try to cover your mouth next time!
$n coughs loudly.
#

cover 0 0
You cover your eyes with your hands.
$n covers $s eyes with $s hands.
#

cringe 1 0
You cringe in terror.
$n cringes in terror!
You cringe away from $M.
$n cringes away from $N in mortal terror.
$n cringes away from you.
I don't see anyone by that name here.. what are you afraid of?
I beg your pardon?
#

cry 0 5
Waaaaah..
$n bursts into tears.
You cry on $S shoulder.
$n cries on $N's shoulder.
$n cries on your shoulder.
Who's that?
You cry to yourself.
$n sobs quietly to $mself.

cuddle 1 5
Who do you feel like cuddling today?
#
You cuddle $M.
$n cuddles $N.
$n cuddles you.
They aren't here.
You must feel very cuddly indeed ... :)
$n cuddles up to $s shadow.  What a sorry sight.

curse 0 0
You swear loudly for a long time.
$n swears : #@*"*&^$$}@*&! !!!!!
You swear at $M.
$n swears at $N.
$n swears at you!  Where are $s manners?
You can't find the victim of your frustrations.
You swear at your own mistakes.
$n starts swearing at $mself.  Why don't you help?

curtsey 0 0
You curtsey to your audience.
$n curtseys gracefully.
You curtsey to $M.
$n curtseys gracefully to $N.
$n curtseys gracefully for you.
You curtsey to no one in particular.
You curtsey to your audience (yourself).
$n curtseys to $mself, since no one is paying attention to $m.

dance 1 8
You stand on your tip-toes and do a Snoopy-like dance of joy!
$n stands on $s tip-toes and does a Snoopy-like dance of joy!
You lead $M to the dancefloor.
$n sends $N across the dancefloor.
$n sends you across the dancefloor.
Eh, WHO?
You skip and dance around by yourself.
$n dances with $mself since $e hasn't gotten an invitation from anyone else.

daydream 1 0
You absent-mindedly stare into space.
$n absent-mindedly stares into space.
You daydream about $N.
$n daydreams about $N.
$n daydreams about you.
You daydream about someone who is unattainable.
You absent-mindedly stare into space.
$n absent-mindedly stares into space.

desire 0 0
A lovely thought, but WHO here do you desire?
#
You want $N, you need $M, you've got to have $M!
$n wants $N, $e needs $M, $e's got to have $M!
$n wants you, $e needs you, $e's got to have you!
Who, what, where?
Oh, get a life!
#

dive 0 0
You look about for someplace to hide.
$n looks about quickly for someplace to hide.
You dive behind the massive butt of $N!
$n dives behind the massive butt of $N.
$n dives behind you! Hmm.
Your perfect hiding place seems to have walked away.
Sorry, you arent quite that acrobatic.
#

drool 0 0
You drool, something must have you excited.
$n drools contentedly.
You drool at $N... heh heh.
$n drools at $N... Next $e'll be howling like a wolf.
$n drools at you, $e must think you're pretty hot!
Sorry, that person isn't here to drool over.
You drool at yourself... Think yer pretty sexy huh?
$n drools at $mself... What an ego!

duck 0 0
You duck.
$n ducks to the ground.
You duck under $M.
$n ducks under $N.
$n ducks under you.
Who, what, where?
Oh, so now your a contortionist?
$n tries to duck under $mself.

embrace 0 0
You embrace the world, content and at peace.
$n embraces the world, content and at peace.
You give $M a warm and loving embrace.
$n gives $N a warm and loving embrace, how sweet!
$n gives you a warm and loving embrace.
Quick, go find them, THEN embrace them!
You try to embrace yourself, but decide it's not any fun without a friend.
#

embarrass 0 0
You look embarassed.
$n looks emabarassed.
You embarass $M.
$n whispers quietly to $N, who looks quite embarassed and turns away quickly.
$n points to your open fly. Oops! How embarassing. You quickly shut it.
They're not here for you to embarrass.
You take your foot out of your mouth after the damage is done.
$n removes $s foot from $s mouth, $s face bright red.

eyeroll 1 0
You roll your eyes.
$n rolls $s eyes.
You roll your eyes at $N.
$n rolls $s eyes at $N.
$n rolls $s eyes at you.
You put your eyes in the back of your head for someone who isn't here.
That would be a neat trick.
$n sends $s eyes to the back of $s head in a vain attempt at humor.

eyebrow 0 0
You raise an eyebrow inquiringly.
$n raises an eyebrow inquiringly.
You raise your eyebrow at $M.
$n raises $s eyebrow at $N.
$n raises $s eyebrow at you.
You raise an inquiring eyebrow at no one at all.
Questioning yourself? Next you'll be talking to yourself.
#

flip 0 0
You flip head over heels.
$n flips head over heels.
You flip $M over your shoulder.
$n flips $N over $s shoulder.
$n flips you over $s shoulder.  Hmmmm.
You can't find the person.
You tumble all over the room.
$n does some nice tumbling and gymnastics.

faint 0 8
You fall dead on your face.
You watch, as if in slow motion, $n falls into a dead faint.
You faint into $S arms.
You watch, as $n falls into the arms of $N.
$n faints right into your arms.
You go to faint into the arms of someone but they aren't here.
You faint into your own arms.
$n looks stupid trying to catch $mself as $e faints.

feet 0 0
You feel like a martyr today.
$n looks around for someone's feet to kiss.
You kiss $S feet.
$n kisses $N's feet.
$n kisses your feet.
But they aren't here.
You kiss your own feet in a transport of pleasure.
$n kisses $s own feet, looking smug.

finger 0 0
Who do you want to give the finger to?
#
You flip $M the bird!
$n flips $N the bird!
$n flips you the bird! How rude!
That person isn't here.
That would be silly. Don't do it.
#

flex 0 0
You flex your big bulging muscles.
$n flexes $s big bulging muscles for everyone to see.
You flex your big bulging muscles for $N.
$n shows off $s big bulging muscles to $N.
$n shows off $s big bulging muscles to you.
That person isn't here.
You show off your muscles to yourself.
$n flexes for $mself.

flirt 0 0
With whom do you wish to flirt?
#
You begin flirting with $M outrageously.
$n begins flirting with $N outrageously.
$n flirts with you outrageously.
Find them first, THEN flirt!
You practice flirting with yourself.
$n practices flirting with $mself... how odd!

flop 0 0
You flop over with exhaustion.
$n flops over with exhaustion.
You flop yourself onto $N.
$n flops $mself onto $N.
$n flops onto you, overcome with exhaustion.
That person isn't here to flop on!
You flop around on the ground like a fish out of water.
$n flops around on the ground like a fish out of water.

flourish 0 0
You flourish.
$n flourishes grandly.
You flourish before $N.
$n flourishes grandly before $N.
$n flourishes grandly before you.
They're not here to be impressed by your theatrics.
You flourish in front of yourself. Wierd.
$n flourishes grandly before $mself.

fondle 0 5
Who needs to be fondled ?
#
You fondly fondle $M.
$n fondly fondles $N.
$n fondly fondles you.
You fondly try to fondle someone not in the room, but who cares.
You stick your hands DEEP in your pockets and smile broadly.
$n sticks $s hands DEEP in $s pockets and smiles broadly.

french 0 5
Kiss whom ??
#
Your tongue massages $S as you give $M a long, deep, passionate kiss...
$n kisses $N passionately.
$n's tongue massages yours as $e gives you a long, deep, passionate kiss...
Your heart is filled with despair as that person is not here.
You gather yourself in your arms and try to kiss yourself.
$n makes an attempt at kissing $mself.

frown 0 0
You frown.
$n frowns.
You frown at $N.
$n frowns at $N.
$n frowns at you.
You don't see any reason to frown.
You frown at yourself.  Poor baby.
$n frowns at $mself.  What a sad puppy....

ftap 0 0
You tap your foot impatiently on the ground.
$n taps $s foot impatiently on the ground.
You tap out a little tune on $S head.
$n taps out a little tune on $N's head.
$n taps out a little tune on your head.
That person isn't here.
You tap your foot impatiently on the ground.
$n taps $s foot impatiently on the ground.

fume 1 5
Take it easy now! count to ten, very slowly.
$n grits $s teeth and fumes with rage.
You stare at $M, fuming.
$n stares at $N, fuming with rage.
$n stares at you, fuming with rage!
Fume away...  That person ain't here.
That's right - hate yourself!
$n clenches $s fists and stomps $s feet, fuming with anger.

gag 0 0
You gag in disgust.
$n gags in disgust.
You gag $N's mouth with a sock.  Ahhh!  Sweet silence!
$n gags $N's mouth with a sock.  Ahhh!  Sweet silence!
$n gags your mouth with a sock.  Everyone enjoys a moment of silence.
That person doesn't seem to be disturbing you anyways.
You stick your finger down your throat and gag yourself.
$n sticks $s finger down $s throat and gags $mself.


gasp 0 0
You gasp in astonishment.
$n gasps in astonishment.
You gasp as you realize what $E did.
$n gasps as $e realizes what $N did.
$n gasps as $e realizes what you did.
You need to panic.
You look at yourself and gasp!
$n takes one look at $mself and gasps in astonisment!

gclap 0 0
You clap politely.
$n puts $s fingers to $s palms in a polite golf clap.
You clap politely for $M - gee, could you spare the enthusiasm?
$n gives $N a polite golf clap - sarcasm is heavy in the air.
$n gives you a polite golf clap - should you be insulted?
Try clapping for someone in the same room.
You give yourself a polite golf clap - my, the sarcasm!
$n gives $mself a polite golf clap - my, the sarcasm!

giggle 0 0
You giggle.
$n giggles.
You giggle at $N.
$n giggles at $N.
$n giggles at you.
You giggle by yourself, since you can't find a partner to giggle with.
You giggle at yourself, which makes you giggle at yourself, which makes you ...
$n giggles at $mself.

glare 0 5
You glare at nothing in particular.
$n glares around $m.
You glare icily at $M.
$n glares at $N.
$n glares icily at you, you feel cold to your bones.
You try to glare at somebody who is not present.
You glare icily at your feet, they are suddenly very cold.
$n glares at $s feet, what is bothering $m?

goose 0 0
You waddle around like a silly goose!
$n waddles around like a silly goose!
You tenderly goose $M.
$n gooses $N tenderly.
$n gooses you tenderly.
They're not here.
You admit to being a silly goose.
$n admits to being a silly goose.

grimace 0 0
You grimace.
$n grimaces.
You grimace at $M.
$n makes a really ugly face in $N's direction.
$n grimaces at you.
You grimace over nothing.
You grimace at your own bad pun.
$n grimaces.

grin 0 0
You grin evilly.
$n grins evilly.
You grin evilly at $M.
$n grins evilly at $N.
$n grins evilly at you.  Hmmm.  Better keep your distance.
You must be delirious.
You grin at yourself.  You must be getting very bad thoughts.
$n grins at $mself.  You must wonder what's in $s mind.

groan 0 0
You groan loudly.
$n groans loudly.
You groan at the sight of $M.
$n groans at the sight of $N.
$n groans at the sight of you.
You see no reason to groan.
You groan as you realize what you have done.
$n groans as $e realizes what $e has done.

grope 0 5
Whom do you wish to grope ??
#
Well, what sort of noise do you expect here?
$n gropes $N.
$n gropes you.
Try someone who's here.
You grope yourself - better make sure no one else is watching.
$n gropes $mself - why are you looking?

grovel 1 0
You grovel in the dirt.
$n grovels in the dirt.
You grovel before $M
$n grovels in the dirt before $N.
$n grovels in the dirt before you.
Who?
That seems a little silly to me.
#

growl 0 0
Grrrrrrrrrr...
$n growls.
Grrrrrrrrrr....take that, $N!!!
$n growls at $N.  Better leave the room before the fighting starts.
$n growls at you.  Hey, two can play it that way!
No one can see you growl that far.
You growl at yourself.  Boy, do you feel bitter!
$n growls at $mself.  This could get interesting...

grumble 0 0
You grumble.
$n grumbles.
You grumble to $M.
$n grumbles to $N.
$n grumbles to you.
They left the room to avoid your grumbling.
You grumble under your breath.
$n grumbles under $s breath.

gulp 0 0
You gulp nervously.
$n gulps nervously.
#

halo 0 0
An aura of heavenly light appears above your head.
An aura of heavenly light appears above $n's head.
You project an aura of heavenly light above $S head.
$n projects an aura of heavenly light above $N's head.
$n projects an aura of heavenly light above your head.
Think you're clairvoyant? That person isn't here!
An aura of heavenly light appears above your head.
An aura of heavenly light appears above $n's head.

hand 0 0
Kiss whose hand?
#
You kiss $S hand.
$n kisses $N's hand.  How continental!
$n kisses your hand.  How continental!
You can't find a lady in THIS group.
You kiss your own hand.
$n kisses $s own hand.

handraise 0 0
You raise your hand.
$n raises $s hand.
You raise your hand in response to $N.
$n raises $s hand in response to $N.
$n raises $s hand in response to you.
They're not here to count your vote.
You raise your hand, begging everyone for silence.
$n raises $s hand, begging everyone for silence.

hate 0 0
You have a feeling of great hatred for... um... you forget.
$n hates someone, but isn't sure who.
You hate $N!
$n hates $N!
$n hates you!
They aren't here, but you hate them anyway!
You hate yourself for whatever it is you've done.
$n hates $mself!

hello 0 0
You wave hello to the world!
$n waves hello to the world!
You wave a welcome to $M. Hello!
$n waves a welcome to $N. Hello!
$n waves a welcome to you. Hello!
Too late, they already left.
You wave to yourself. Long time no see.
$n waves hello to $mself.

hiccup 0 0
You hiccup.  *HIC*
$n hiccups.
#

high5 0 0
Yes, but WHO do you want to high five?
#
You jump in the air and slam a thunderous high-5 with $M.
$n jumps in the air and slams a thunderous high-5 with $N!
$n jumps in the air and slams a thunderous high-5 with you!
Better find them first.
That would be silly. Control your enthusiasm.
#

hiss 0 0
You hiss, looking around for something to break.
$n hisses, looking particularly violent.
You hiss at $M.
$n hisses at $N - glad you're not $M!
$n hisses at you... uh, oh!
You hiss at nothing.
You hiss at yourself, seething.
$n hisses at $mself, seething.

holdon 0 0
You pause a moment, feeling hesitant.
$n pauses a moment, looking somewhat hesitant.
You hold $M closely, hugging $M.
$n holds $N closely, hugging $M.
$n holds you closely, hugging you.
They left a moment too soon!
You have to hold yourself up you're so weary. Go to sleep!
$n holds $mself up, battle weary.

hoot 0 0
You imitate the sound of large owl on a dark, ominous night. Or close.
$n hoots ominously.
You hoot appreciatively at $M.
$n hoots appreciatively at $N.
$n hoots appreciatively at you. How nice someone is impressed!
They didn't wait to be hooted at, sorry.
#

hop 0 0
You hop around like a little kid.
$n hops around like a little kid.
#

horny 0 0
You're so horny you can hardly stand it.
$n looks extremely horny.  Better keep a safe distance.
You get extremely horny thinking about $N.
$n gets extremely horny thinking about $N.
$n gets extremely horny thinking about you.
You don't need anyone's encouragement to get horny.
You wonder if anyone is as horny as you are.
$n wonders if anyone is as horny as $e is.

hose 0 0
Who do you want to hose down?
$n considers hosing down someone.
You hose down $N, who's obviously getting a bit out of hand.
$n hoses down $N, who's been coming on a bit too strongly.
$n hoses you down, take a cold shower for Christ's sake!
Sorry, your victim isn't here.
You hose yourself down, you must be hot!
$n hoses $mself down to prevent overheating.

hot 0 0
You get all hot and bothered - take a deep breath, and chill.
$n gets all hot and bothered.
You let everyone know you think $E is pretty hot!
$n lets everyone know $e thinks $N is pretty hot!
$n lets everyone know $e thinks you're pretty hot! *BLUSH*
Wow you're good! Hot for someone not even in the room.
That sounds like a personal problem.
#

howl 0 5
You howl at the moon.  AWOOOOO!!!
$n howls at the moon.  AWOOOOOOO!
#

hug 1 5
You hug everyone.
$N hugs everyone.
You hug $M.
$n hugs $N.
$n hugs you.
Sorry, friend, I can't see that person here.
You hug yourself.
$n hugs $mself in a vain attempt to get friendship.

hum 0 0
You hum a little tune.
$n hums a little tune, while patiently waiting.
You hum a little tune for $M.
$n hums a little tune for $N.
$n hums a little tune for you.
That person isn't here.
You sit down and hum quietly to yourself.
$n sits down and hums quietly to $mself.

humiliate 0 0
You feel utterly humiliated!
$n feels utterly humiliated!
You humiliate the heck out of $N.
$n just pointed to $N and made a funny face.
$n just pointed at you, and made a face to humiliate you.
I'm sorry, that person isn't here to humiliate, don't YOU feel foolish now?
You jump up and down and act like a complete idiot!
$n is jumping up and down, and acting like a fool, how humiliating for $m.

hyperventilate 0 0
You start to hyperventilate! Take slow, deep breaths.
You watch horrified as $n begins to hyperventilate! 
You look at $N and start to hyperventilate!
$n looks at $N and starts to hyperventilate!
$n looks at you and starts to hyperventilate!
You are hyperventilating and no-one is here to help you!!
You grab a paper bag and breathe into it. Wow your really upset!
$n grabs a paper bag and breathes into it...maybe you should help?

icewater 0 0
With a devious look on your face, you hide something behind your back.
With a devious look on $s face, $n hides something behind $s back.
You pour a pitcher of ice water down $N's lap.
$n pours a pitcher of ice water down $N's lap.
$n pours a pitcher of ice water down your lap.
Your target eluded you and you spill icewater all over the place.
You pour a pitcher of ice water down your lap.
$n pours a pitcher of ice water down $s lap.

icecube 0 0
You wonder who would like an ice cube down their shirt.
$n wonders who would like an ice cube down their shirt.
You stuff an ice cube down $N's shirt. You laugh as $E hops around.
$n stuffs an ice cube down $N's shirt. You laugh as $E hops around.
$n stuffs an ice cube down your shirt. Brrr! 
You wish they were around now that you have this nice ice cube.
You stick an ice cube down your shirt.  Brrr!
$n sticks an ice cube down $s shirt.

imitate 0 0
Who do you want to imitate?
#
You imitate $N.
$n does a startling imitation of $N.
$n does a very good imitation of you... Sincere flattery? You decide.
You imitate them, but they aren't here to appreciate it.
You imitate yourself, wow, difficult trick.
#

impale 0 0
Who do you want to impale?
#
You impale $N with a big wooden pole! OUCH!
$n impales $N with a big wooden pole! OUCH!
$n impales you with a big wooden pole! OUCH!
They aren't here.
You can't impale yourself.
$n tries to impale $mself on a big wooden pole, but fails.

impress 0 5
You try to impress everyone in the room with your immense talent.
$n tries to impress everyone with $s immense talent.
You try to impress $M with your great talent!
$n tries to impress $N with $s great talent!
$n tries to impress you with $s great talent!
They're not here, but I'm sure they'd be impressed!
You sure do impress yourself!
$n tries to impress $mself... I bet that's hard.

jam 0 0
You really get into the tune!
$n gets down with a favorite tune! (Wow, what amazing air-guitar technique!)
You get down and jam with $M.
$n gets down and boogies with $N.
$n starts to get down with you and jam to the music.
Like, hey man, you can't, they ain't here dude!
Uh huh! You be gettin' down wit' yo' bad self!
$n's gettin' down wit $s bad self!

jump 0 5
You jump up and down.
$n jumps up and down.
You jump $M.
$n jumps $N's bones.
$n jumps you.
You can't jump that far.
You can't jump yourself!
#

kiss 0 5
Isn't there someone you want to kiss?
#
You kiss $M.
$n kisses $N.
$n kisses you.
Never around when required.
All the lonely people :(
#

kneel 0 0
You kneel down in prayer, not that it'll do much good without praying.
$n kneels down, as if to say a prayer.
You kneel before $M in humility and reverence.
$n kneels before $N in humility and reverence.
$n kneels before you in humility and reverence.
I'm sorry, that person is not here.
You kneel before a mirror and worship your own reflection, Narcissus.
$n thinks $e's Narcissus...

lag 0 0
You brutally slay the lagmonster.
$n brutally slays the lagmonster.
You sic the lagmonster on $M.
You watch as $n's lagmonster attacks $N, swallowing  $M whole!
You have been swallowed whole by $n's lagmonster. FLEE!!!
They're so lagged they're not even here!
This is the worst lag you've ever seen. *CRY*
$n has been swallowed whole by the lagmonster.

last 0 0
You wonder why you are always the last one to know.
$n wonders why $e is always the last one to know whats going on.
You administer last rites to $M.
You watch as $n administers last rites to $N. uh-oh.
$n starts to administer you your last rites. You must be in trouble.
Better look again.
You administer yourself last rites. How sad.
$n begins to recite $s last rites. This could be interesting.

laugh 0 0
You fall down laughing.
$n falls down laughing.
You fall down on the floor laughing at $M.
$n falls down on the floor laughing at $N.
$n falls down on the floor laughing at you.
You can't find the butt of your joke.
You laugh at yourself.
$n laughs at $mself.

lick 0 5
You lick your lips.
$n licks $s lips.
You lick $M.
$n licks $N.
$n licks you.
Lick away, nobody's here with that name.
You lick yourself.
$n licks $mself.

like 0 0
You have to supply a name.
#
Ok, you like $N a lot.
$n likes $N!
$n likes you!
Sorry, they aren't here, but feel free to like them anyway.
You like yourself, which I suppose is cool.
$n likes $mself.

love 0 0
You love the whole world.
$n loves everybody in the world.
You tell your true feelings to $M.
$n whispers softly to $N.
$n whispers to you sweet words of love.
Alas, your love is not present...
Well, we already know you love yourself (lucky someone does !)
$n loves $mself, can you believe it ?

lurk 0 0
You are lurking.
$n lurks around.
#

moan 0 0
You moan in agony.
$n moans in agony.  Maybe you should help $m.
You moan with pleasure at $M.
$n moans with pleasure at $N.
$n moans with pleasure at you.
You see no cause to moan.
You moan with pleasure.  OOOooooooOOOooohhh!
$n moans with pleasure.  OOOooooooOOOooohhh!

massage 0 5
Massage what?  Thin air?
#
You gently massage $N's shoulders.
$n massages $N's shoulders.
$n gently massages your shoulders.  Ahhhhhhhhhh...
You can only massage someone in the same room as you.
You practice yoga as you try to massage yourself.
$n gives a show on yoga-positions, trying to massage $mself.

meditate 0 0
You sit down and meditate on the situation.
#n sits down and meditates about the situation.
You ask $M if $E'd care to sit down and meditate with you.
$n asks $N something about meditation.
$n asks you if you'd like to sit down and meditate on the situation.
Sorry, that person isn't here.
You sit down and meditate on the situation with yourself.
$n sits beside $mself and meditates on the situation. Freaky!

melt 0 0
You melt in the blistering heat of the day.
$n melts in the blistering heat of the day.
You melt into $S arms.
$n melts into $N's arms.
$n melts into your arms.
Don't do that, they're not here to catch you!
You can't melt into your own arms, you'd fall!
#

meow 0 0
MEOWWW!
$n meows softly, hungry for affection.
You make happy cat sounds from $S lap.
$n meows sweetly from $N's lap.
$n meows sweetly at the world from your lap.
They aren't here to pet you! :(
Don't you feel cozy?
$n meows to $mself, looking very pleased.
 
modem 0 0
You curse your modem for losing link so often.
$n curses $s modem for making $m lose link so often.
#

moo 0 0
You moo complacently.
$n moooooo's complacently.
#

mourn 0 0
You hold your head down and mourn the loss of the dead.
$n holds $s head down and mourns the loss of the dead.
#

mutter 0 0
You mutter something under your breath.
$n mutters something under $s breath.
You mutter something under your breath about $N.
$n mutters something under $s breath about $N.
$n mutters something under $s breath about you.
You mutter about nothing in particular.
You mutter something under your breath about yourself.
$n mutters something under $s breath about $mself.

nap 0 0
You settle down for a short nap...zzzZZZzzz OOPS! time to get up!
$n settles down for a short nap.........Well, that's enough sleep for now!
#

nibble 0 5
Nibble on who ?
#
You nibble on $S ear.
$n nibbles on $N's ear.
$n nibbles on your ear.
Sorry, not present.
You wish you could nibble on your own ear.
#

nod 1 0
You nod your head.
$n nods $s head.
You nod at $M.
$n nods at $N.
$n nods at you.
You can keep nodding, but no one will notice you.
You start nodding off.
$n starts nodding off.

noogie 0 5
You look around, wondering who would like to get a noogie.
$n looks around, wondering who would like to get a noogie.
You put $N in a headlock and give $M a severe headrub.
$n puts $N in a headlock and gives $M a severe headrub.
$n puts you in a headlock and gives you a severe headrub.
They escaped your noogie!
You give yourself a noogie.  What a goof!
$n comically gives $mself a noogie.  What a goof!



nudge 0 0
Nudge whom?
#
You nudge $M.
$n nudges $N.
$n nudges you.
Who?
You nudge yourself, for some strange reason.
$n nudges $mself, to keep $mself awake.

nuzzle 1 5
Nuzzle who??
#
You nuzzle $S neck softly.
$n softly nuzzles $N's neck.
$n softly nuzzles your neck.
No.. they aren't here..
I'm sorry, friend, but that's impossible.
#

oink 0 0
You oink loudly.
$n oinks loudly.
You oink at $M, who's obviously being a hog.
$n oinks at $N, who's hogging the goods.
$n oinks at you. Share with $m, will ya?
They snuck away.
You oink at yourself, proud of your appetite.
$n oinks at $mself, proud of $s appetite.

omen 0 0
You calmly prophesize the coming destruction of the world.
$n thinks doom is upon you all.
You can see great carnage in $N's future.
$n prophesizes death and destruction in $N's immediate future.
$n prophesizes death and destruction in your immediate future.
They left ignorant of your cosmic visions.
You wonder if you have much longer left to live.
$n thinks $s lifespan just considerably shortened.

pant 0 0
You pant like a little puppy, out of breath.
$n pants, like a little puppy.
#

pat 0 0
Pat who ??
#
You pat $M on $S head.
$n pats $N on $S head.
$n pats you on your head.
Who, where, what ??
You pat yourself on your head, very reassuring.
$n pats $mself on the head.

peer 0 0
You peer around intently.
$n peers around the room intently.
You peer at $M, looking $M up and down.
$n peers at $N, looking $M up and down.
$n peers at you, looking you up and down. Wonder what $e thinks?
You peer and peer, but can't see them anywhere.
You peer at yourself myopically.
$n peers at $mself myopically.

pet 0 0
You wish that you had a pet of your own. Poor baby!
$n wishes that $e had a pet of $s own. Awwww.
You pet $M lovingly.
$n pets $N lovingly.
$n pets you lovingly.
They're not here.
You pet yourself.. and out in public, too!
$n pets $mself in full view of everybody!

phone 0 0
You inform everyone that you're on the phone and not paying attention here.
$n informs everyone that $e is on the phone and not paying attention here.
#

pillow 0 0
You pull a feather pillow out of thin air and proceed to get comfy.
$n pulls a feather pillow out of thin air and proceeds to get comfy.
You throw a pillow at $M - feathers go flying everywhere!
$n pulls a feather pillow out of thin air and throws it at $N - Pillow fight!
$n pulls a feather pillow out of thin air and throws it at you - Pillow fight!
That would be some throw!
You pillow your head on your arms and think about taking a quick nap.
$n pillows $s head on $s arms - looks like $e'll be taking a nap.

pinch 0 5
You look for a nice butt to pinch.
$n looks around for a nice butt to pinch.
You pinch $S fine ass.
$n pinches $N's fine ass.
$n pinches your cute ass.
You don't see your plaything.
You pinch yourself to see if your dreaming.
$n pinches $Mself to see if $e's dreaming.

point 0 0
Point at whom?
#
You point at $M.
$n points at $N.
$n points at you.
Nope, you don't see anything to point at.
You point proudly at yourself.
$n points proudly at $mself.

poke 0 0
Poke who??
#
You poke $M in the ribs.
$n pokes $N in the ribs.
$n pokes you in the ribs.
You can't poke someone who's not here !.
You poke yourself in the ribs, feeling very silly.
$n pokes $mself in the ribs, looking very sheepish.

ponder 0 0
You ponder the question.
$n sits down and thinks deeply.
#

pounce 0 0
You rise up and pounce! - at nothing.
$n tenses up and pounces!....missing $s target by a mile.
You pounce on $N, bowling $M over.
$n pounces on $N, bowling $M over.
$n pounces on you, rolling you over!
You hurt your nose pouncing at someone who isn't there.
You pounce on yourself, since no one else is willing to play.
$n pounces on $mself, since no one else will play with $m.

pout 0 0
Don't pout so much, you'll break your lip.
$n pouts.
You pout at $N.
$n pouts at $N.
$n pouts at you.
Who do you want to pout at?
Don't pout so much, you'll break your lip.
$n pouts.

press 0 0
You inform everyone you're are pressed for time.
$n is pressed for time.
You press up against $N lovingly.
$n presses up against $N lovingly.
$n presses up against you lovingly.
You don't see your friend! *sniff*
You press yourself into a little ball and roll away.
$n presses $mself into a little ball and rolls away.

protect 0 0
Whom are you trying to protect?
#
You stand in front of $M protectively.
$n stands in front of $N protectively.
$n stands in front of you protectively.
You can't protect someone if they're not here!
You need someone to protect you.
$n needs someone to protect $m.

puke 0 0
You puke, blowing chunks everywhere!!!  YUK!
$n pukes, blowing chunks everywhere.
You puke on $M.
$n pukes on $N.
$n spews vomit and pukes all over your clothing!
Once again?
You puke on yourself.
$n pukes all over $mself.

punch 0 0
Punch whom?
#
You punch $M playfully.
$n punches $N playfully.
$n punches you playfully.  OUCH!
You can't find your boxing partner.
You punch yourself.  You deserve it.
$n punches $mself.  Why don't you join in?

purr 0 0
You purr contently.
$n purrs contently.
You purr softly into $N's ear.
$n purrs softly into $N's ear.
$n purrs softly into your ear.
You don't see your friend! *sniff*
You purr at yourself.
$n purrs at $mself.  Must be a cat thing.

puzzle 0 0
You look puzzled.
$n looks very confused.
You look at $M unsure of what $E meant.
$n looks at $N questioningly.
$n looks at you like $e doesn't understand what you just said.
You look puzzled over nothing.
You don't seem very sure of yourself.
$n isn't sure of what $E's trying to say either.

quack 0 0
You quack nonchalantly.
$n quacks.
You quack in $S ear, trying to get $S attention.
$n makes duck noises in $N's ear, trying to get $S attention.
$n quacks loudly in your ear. Wake up!
You really want to quack at *someone*. But that person left.
You express an appreciation for ducks.
$n thinks it feels good to kick back and be a duck now and then.

question
You question life, the universe, and everything.
$n questions life, the universe, and everything.
You look at $M questioningly.
$n looks at $N questioningly.
$n looks at you questioningly.
You question their absence in your life, or at least the room.
You question your own sanity.
$n questions $s own sanity.

quirk 0 0
You raise an eyebrow quizzically. (Who do you think you are? Spock?)
$n raises an eyebrow quizzically.
You raise an eyebrow quizzically at $M.
$n raises an eyebrow quizzically at $N, trying to figure them out.
$n raises an eyebrow quizzically at you.
Sorry, that person is not in the room.
You raise an eyebrow quizzically, thinking to yourself... Hmmm...
$n raises an eyebrow quizzically, thinking to $mself... Hmmm...

quiver 0 0
You quake and quiver in your boots.
$n quakes and quivers in $s boots.
You quake and quiver in response to $M.
$n quakes and quivers at the mere thought of what $N has suggested.
$n quakes and quivers at the mere thought of what you've suggested.
You're quivering at nothing!
Relax, you're not that scary.
#

rain 0 5
You begin dancing and chanting a rain dance.
$n seems to be performing some sort of ritual rain dance. Hmm.
You tell $N you wish it would rain.
$n nudges $N and says Rain! Rain! Rain!
$n pleads with you to bring forth the rain.
Sorry, that person left.
You raise your hands to the sky praying for rain.
$n raises $m hands to the sky chanting rain, rain, rain.

ramble 0 0
You ramble on and on about nothing in particular.
$n rambles on and on...blah blah blah.
You ramble endlessly to $N.
$n rambles endlessly to $N. 
$n rambles endlessly to you. *yawn*
You are rambling so much that person left!
You ramble endlessly to yourself since no one will listen to you.
$n rambles on and on to $mself. $e must be very bored indeed!

reassure 0 0
A lovely thought, but WHO do you want to reassure?
#
You hug $M reassuringly.
$n hugs $N reassuringly.
$n hugs you reassuringly.
They're not here, silly.
You hug yourself reassuringly, but don't feel much better for it.
$n attempts to hug $mself - won't you help reassure $m?

relax 0 0
You relax, and take it easy.
$n relaxes and takes it easy for a bit.
#

relief 0 0
You breathe a sigh of relief.
$n breathes a sigh of relief.
You breathe a sigh of relief for $N.
$n breathes a sigh of relief for $N.
$n looks very relieved that you are okay.
You feel very relieved indeed, but they weren't here to see it.
You feel immensely relieved at your own well-being.
$n thinks $e needs to take better care of $mself next time.

reset 0 0
You scream for a reset NOW NOW NOW!
$n screams for a reset NOW NOW NOW!
#

roar 0 0
A low rumble emits from deep within your chest and you roar like a lion.
A low rumble emits from deep within $n's chest and $e roars like a lion.
A low rumble emits from deep within your chest and you roar like a lion at $N.
A low rumble emits from deep within $n's chest and $e roars like a lion at $N.
A low rumble emits from deep within $n's chest and $e roars like a lion at you.
You can't find them, but roar anyways.
#

rofl 0 0
You roll on the floor laughing at nothing at all. silly!
$n rolls on the floor laughing at nothing at all. silly!
You roll on the floor laughing at $M. 
$n rolls on the floor laughing at $N.
$n rolls on the floor laughing at you!
You don't know what your laughing at but you do it anyway!
You roll on the floor laughing hysterically at yourself! 
$n rolls on the floor laughing hysterically at $mself! 

rose 0 0
A lovely thought, but WHO do you want to send a rose to?
#
You send a rose to $M - how romantic!
$n sends $N a rose - How romantic!
$n sends you a rose: @----->----->--------  How romantic!
You can't send roses long distance.
You send a rose to yourself because no one else will: @-->--->----
$n sends roses to $mself because no one else will - how sad!

rub 0 0
You grin and rub your hands together.
$n grins evilly and rubs $s hands together.
You give $N a slow, kinky rubdown.
$n gives $N a slow, kinky rubdown.
$n gives you a slow, kinky rubdown. Mmmmm.
Nice thought, but it might be kinda difficult.
You rub your belly.
$n rubs $s belly.

ruffle 0 0
You've got to ruffle SOMEONE.
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You ruffle $S hair playfully.
$n ruffles $N's hair playfully.
$n ruffles your hair playfully.
Might be a bit difficult.
You ruffle your hair.
$n ruffles $s hair - weirdo!

salute 0 0
You salute the gods in admiration of the amazing world around you!
$n salutes the gods in admiration of the amazing world around $m.
You snap to attention and salute $M briskly.
$n salutes $N briskly. Why don't people obey YOU like that?
$n snaps to attention and salutes you briskly.
You salute nothing at all.
You salute yourself - awfully uppity, aren't we?
$n salutes $mself briskly - what an ego!

scold 0 0
You scold everyone for being so naughty.
$n scolds everyone for being so naughty.
You scold $M for being so naughty!
$n scolds $N for being so naughty!
$n scolds you for being so naughty!
Sorry, you can't scold someone who's not here.
You scold yourself for being so naughty!
$n scolds $mself for being so naughty!

scream 0 0
ARRRRRRRRRRGH!!!!!
$n screams loudly!
ARRRRRRRRRRGH!!!!!  Yes, it MUST have been $S fault!!!
$n screams loudly at $N.  Better leave before $n blames you, too!!!
$n screams at you!  That's not nice!  *sniff*
Your lungs can't reach that far!
You scream at yourself.  Yes, that's ONE way of relieving tension!
$n screams loudly at $mself!  Is there a full moon up?

scratch 0 0
You scratch your head.
$n scratches $s head.
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screen 0 0
You stare blankly at your screen.. time to take a break from MUDding!
$n stares blankly at $s screen.. get $m to take a break from MUDding!
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seduce 0 0
Seduce who?
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You cuddle up to $M and try to seduce $M.
$n slides up to $N and tries to seduce $M.
$n cuddles up to you and whispers sweet nothings in your ear.
Find them first, THEN seduce them!
Seduce yourself? Neat trick!
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shake 0 5
You shake your head.
$n shakes $s head.
You shake $S hand.
$n shakes $N's hand.
$n shakes your hand.
Sorry good buddy, but that person doesn't seem to be here.
You are shaken by yourself.
$n shakes and quivers like a bowl full of jelly.

sharpen 0 0
You sharpen your weapon and look particularly dangerous.
$n sharpens $s weapon, looking particularly dangerous.
You consider sharpening your weapon on $S anatomy.
$n considers sharpening $s weapon on $N's anatomy.
$n considers sharpening $s weapon on your anatomy.. uh oh!
They've already run away from you!
You sharpen your nails against your shirt in self-congratulations.
$n sharpens $s nails against $s shirt in self-congratulations.

shiver 0 0
You shiver from the cold.
$n shivers from the cold.
You shiver at the thought of fighting $M.
$n shivers at the thought of fighting $N.
$n shivers at the suicidal thought of fighting you.
You don't see any reason to shiver.
You shiver uncomfortably.
$n shivers uncomfortably.

shrug 0 0
You shrug.
$n shrugs helplessly.
You shrug in response to $S question.
$n shrugs in response to $N's question.
$n shrugs in response to your question.
You shrug to no one in particular.
You shrug to yourself.
$n shrugs to $mself.  What a strange person.

shudder 0 0
You shudder.
$n shudders.
You look at $M and shudder.
$n looks at $N and shudders.
$n looks at you and shudders.
You shudder at nothing.
You shudder to yourself.
$n shudders to $mself.

sigh 0 0
You sigh.
$n sighs loudly.
You sigh as you think of $M.
$n sighs at the sight of $N.
$n sighs as $e thinks of you.  Touching, huh?
You really sigh, since you don't see your friend.
You sigh at yourself.  You MUST be lonely.
$n sighs at $mself.  What a sorry sight.

sing 0 0
You raise your clear (?) voice towards the sky.
SEEK SHELTER AT ONCE!  $n has begun to sing.
You sing a ballad to $M.
$n sings a ballad to $N.
$n sings a ballad to you!  How sweet!
You see no one to sing to.
You sing a little ditty to yourself.
$n sings a little ditty to $mself.

skip 0 0
You skip around happily.
$n skips around happily.
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slap 0 0
What is the sound of one hand slapping?
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You slap $M.
$n slaps $N.
You are slapped by $n.
How about slapping someone in the same room as you ??
You slap yourself, silly you.
$n slaps $mself, really strange ...

slobber 0 0
You slobber all over the floor.
$n slobbers all over the floor, what a slob.
You slobber all over $M.
$n slobbers all over $N, yuck!
$n slobbers all over you, how disgusting!
Sorry, they aren't here, so you slobber on yourself.
You slobber all over yourself.
$n slobbers alover $mself. That's sickening!

smile 1 0
You smile happily.
$n smiles happily.
You beam a smile at $M.
$n beams a smile at $N.
$n beams a smile at you.
There's no one by that name around.
You smile at yourself.
$n smiles at $mself.

smirk 0 0
You smirk.
$n smirks.
You smirk at $N.
$n smirks at $N.
$n smirks at you.
Who do you want to smirk at?
You smirk at yourself.
$n smirks at $mself.

smoke 0 0
You light up a cancer stick and inhale deeply.
$n whips out a cigarette and lights up.
You can't smoke $N.
$n thinks $e can smoke $N.
$n tries to light you on fire and smoke you, what a dope.
Not only can't you smoke another player, that one isn't even here.
You try to set yourself on fire and smoke yourself. Stupid idea.
$n tries to smoke $mself... If he could it'd be a riot.

snack 0 0
You grab some junk food and munch.
$n pulls some junk food out of a bag and snacks.
You think $N looks like a tasty snack.
$n looks at $N and licks $e lips.
$n looks at you as if you were a tasty snack.
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snap 0 0
PRONTO ! You snap your fingers.
$n snaps $s fingers.
You snap back at $M.
$n snaps back at $N.
$n snaps back at you!
You must be very agitated.
You snap yourself to attention.
$n snaps $mself to attention.

snarl 0 0
You grizzle your teeth and look mean.
$n snarls angrily.
You snarl at $M.
$n snarls at $N.
$n snarls at you, for some reason.
No need to snarl!
You snarl at yourself.
$n snarls at $mself.

sneeze 0 0
Gesundheit !
$n sneezes.
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sniff 0 0
You sniff sadly. *SNIFF*
$n sniffs sadly.
You sniff sadly at the way $E is treating you.
$n sniffs sadly at the way $N is treating $m.
$n sniffs sadly at the way you are treating $m.
You see no reason to sniff.
You sniff sadly at your lost opportunities.
$n sniffs sadly at $mself.  Something MUST be bothering $m.

snicker 0 0
You snicker softly.
$n snickers softly.
You snicker at what $E said.
$n snickers at what $N said.
$n snickers at what you said.
Who do you want to snicker at?
You snicker at your own evil thoughts.
$n snickers at $s own evil thoughts.

snog 0 0
Nice idea. But who would you like to snog?
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You give $M a big, wet sloppy kiss on the cheek.
$n gives $N a big, wet sloppy kiss on the cheek.
$n gives you a big, wet sloppy kiss on the cheek. Awww.
They preferred to stay dry.
You look pretty ridiculous.
$n slobbers on $mself trying to kiss $s own cheek.

snore 0 0
You snore loudly.  Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
$n snores loudly.  Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
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snort 0 0
You snort derisively.
$n snorts derisively.
You snort derisively at what $N said.
$n snorts derisively at what $N said.
$n snorts derisively at what you said.
Who do you want to snort at?
You snort at your own stupidity.
$n snorts at $s own stupidity.

snowball 0 0
Who do you want to throw a snowball at ??
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You throw a snowball in $N's face.
$n conjures a snowball from the thin air and throws it at $N.
$n conjures a snowball from the thin air and throws it at you.
You stand with the snowball in your hand because your victim is not here.
You conjure a snowball from the thin air and throw it at yourself.
$n conjures a snowball out of the thin air and throws it at $mself.

snuggle 1 5
Who?
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You snuggle up to $M.
$n snuggles up to $N.
$n snuggles up to you.
Find someone else to snuggle with.
You snuggle up, getting ready to sleep.
$n snuggles up, getting ready to sleep.

sob 0 0
You sob unconsolably, heartbroken.
$n sobs unconsolably, heartbroken.
You sob on $S shoulder.
$n sobs on $N's shoulder.
$n sobs on your shoulder.
You sob at nobody in particular.
You sob unconsolably, heartbroken.
$n sobs unconsolably, heartbroken.

spank 0 0
You think someone desperately needs a spanking.
$n thinks someone desperately needs a spanking.
You spank $N playfully.
$n spanks $N playfully.
$n spanks you playfully.
Your hand can't find your victim!
You need to be spanked.
$n thinks $e needs a spanking.

spit 0 0
You spit! Patoowie!
$n spits!
You spit on $M.
$n spits on $N.
$n spits on you.
They're not here.
You spit on yourself.
$n spits on $mself.

squeeze 0 0
Where, what, how, WHO ???
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You squeeze $M fondly.
$n squeezes $N fondly.
$n squeezes you fondly.
Where, what, how, WHO ???
You squeeze yourself - try to relax a little!
$n squeezes $mself.

squirm 0 5
You squirm around, whats wrong??
$n seems to be awfully squirmy.
You squirm away from $M.
$n squirms away from $N.
$n squirms away from you.
What are you squirming about??
You squirm in divine pleasure.
$n squirms in pleasure.

squirt 0 0
You create a magic water pistol and squirt everyone!
$n has created a magic water pistol and squirts everyone!
You pull a magic water pistol out of thin air and squirt $M.
$n pulls a magic water pistol out of thin air and squirts $N.
$n pulls a magic water pistol out of thin air and squirts you!
Sorry, the person you want to squirt isn't here.. 
You create a magic water pistol and squirt yourself!
$n pulls a magic water pistol out of thin air and squirts $mself.

stare 0 5
You stare at the sky.
$n stares at the sky.
You stare dreamily at $M, completely lost in $S eyes.
$n stares dreamily at $N.
$n stares dreamily at you, completely lost in your eyes.
You stare and stare but can't see that person anywhere...
You stare dreamily at yourself - enough narcissism for now.
$n stares dreamily at $mself - NARCISSIST!

stomp 0 0
You stomp around like a little kid.
$n stomps around like a little kid.
You stomp on $S toes.
$n stomps on $N's toes.
$n stomps on your toes.
You stomp around at no-one.
You stomp around furious with yourself.
$n stomps around furious with $mself.

stretch 0 0
You stretch your tired muscles.
$n stretches, you hear several loud snaps - maybe a massage would help?
You stretch out beside $M - think $E'll get the hint?
$n stretches out beside $N - nothing like subtlety...NOT!
$n stretches out beside you - seems like a pretty direct hint...
It'd be a long stretch.
You stretch your tired muscles.
$n stretches, you hear several loud snaps - maybe a massage would help?

stroke 0 0
You look like you're having a stroke.
$n looks like $e's having a stroke.
You stroke $N. 
$n strokes $N.
$n strokes you.
Find them first, THEN stroke them!
Not in public, please!
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strut 0 0
You strut with pride!
$n struts around with pride!
You strut around the room with $N.
$n struts around the room with $N.
$n struts around the room with you.
They aren't here, so you strut alone.
You strut around the room with yourself.
$n struts around the room with $mself.

sulk 1 0
You sulk.
$n sulks in the corner.
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swat 0 0
You swat at the air, and miss!
$n trys to swat something in the air, and only succeds in making the air mad.
You swat $M like a bug!
$n swats $N like a bug!
$n swats you like a bug!
Sorry, you try and try, but all you can swat is thin air.
You swat yourself, eww, bugs, get them off me!
$n swats $mself, the imaginary bugs must be getting to $m.

sweep 0 0
You swirl around in happiness!
$n swirls around in happiness.
You sweep $M up off $S feet and swirl $M around in happiness.
$n sweeps $N up off $S feet and swirls $M around in happiness.
$n sweeps you off your feet and swirls you around in happiness.
You don't see your plaything.
You swirl yourself around, pretty silly huh?
$n swirls $sself around, pretty silly huh?.

tackle 0 5
Tackle who?
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You tackle $M to the ground.
$N goes flying as $n tackles $M to the ground.
You are helpless to resist as $n tackles you to the ground.
You lunge at their heels, but they've managed to escape.
You grab yourself real tight and fall to the ground.
$n grabs $mself real tight and throws $mself to the ground.

tease 0 5
You're such a tease!
$n is such a tease!
You tease $N mercilessly. $N looks like $E can hardly stand it.
$n teases $N mercilessly. $N looks like $E can hardly stand it.
$n teases you mercilessly.  You can hardly stand it.
Go tease someone else you brat!
You're such a tease!
$n is such a tease!

tduck 0 0
You conjure a duck out of midair and throw it at no one in particular.
$n conjures a duck out of midair and throws it at no one in particular.
You conjure a duck out of midair and throw it at $M.
$n conjures a duck out of midair and throws it at $N!
$n conjures a duck out of midair and throws it at you!
You can't throw that far!
You conjure a duck out of midair and throw it at yourself! QUACK!
$n conjures a duck out of midair and throws it at $mself! QUACK!

thank 0 5
You thank the gods for your great luck.
$n thanks the gods for $s great luck.
You thank $N heartily.
$n thanks $N heartily.
$n thanks you heartily.
No one answers to that name here.
You thank yourself since nobody else wants to !
$n thanks $mself since you won't.

think 0 0
You sit down and think deeply about the problem.
$n sits down and thinks deeply about the problem.
You attempt to project your thoughts to $M, but you're not psychic.
$n looks like $e's trying to preform a mind meld with $N.
$n is trying very hard to get $s thoughts across to you.
Sorry, they aren't here.
You sit down and think to yourself about the problem.
$n sits down, and quietly thinks to $mself about the problem.

threaten 0 0
Yes but who do you want to threaten?
$n is trying to threaten someone, but doesn't know who yet.
You threaten to do bodily harm to $M.
$n just threatened to do bodily harm to $N.
$n threatens to do you great physical damage, what'd you do to make them mad?
You can't threaten them, they aren't here you dope!
You wish to threaten yourself? Ok, and boy are you scared!
$n has just threatened to do many nasty things to himself. And he's scared!

tickle 0 0
Whom do you want to tickle?
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You tickle $N mercilessly as $E tries to escape.
$n tickles $N mercilessly as $E tries to escape.
$n tickles you mercilessly as you try to escape.
Who is that?
You tickle yourself.
$n tickles $mself.

tkiss 0 0
A lovely thought, but WHO do you want to kiss tenderly?
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You pull $M close to you and give $M a tender kiss.
$n kisses $N tenderly.
$n pulls you close to $m and gives you a tender kiss.
You can't reach that far!
Your lips aren't recursive!
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tongue 0 0
You stick your tongue out at everyone!
$n sticks $s tongue out at everyone! 
You stick your tongue out at $M.
$n sticks $s tongue out at $N.
$n sticks $s tongue out at you!
They're not here to notice that.
Your tongue isn't long enough for that!
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twiddle 0 0
You patiently twiddle your thumbs.
$n patiently twiddles $s thumbs.
You twiddle $S ears.
$n twiddles $N's ears.
$n twiddles your ears.
You don't see the person here.
You twiddle your ears like Dumbo.
$n twiddles $s own ears like Dumbo.

undress 0 5
You begin to undress for your audience. Easy now!
$n begins seductively undressing for $s audience. Wowza!
You slowly undress $N with your eyes.
$n peers at $N undressing $M with $s eyes.
$n slowly undresses you with $s eyes.
They left pervert!
You start to undress yourself...in public??
$n begins to undress $mself ..maybe you should leave..

wait 0 0
You lean against the nearest tree and wait patiently.
$n leans casually against a tree and waits.
You inform $N that you are waiting for $M.
$n is waiting for $N.
$n lets you know $e are waiting for you to get your act together.
They didn't actually bother to wait for you.
You can't really do that, can you?
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want 0 0
You want EVERYTHING!
$n wants EVERYTHING! Wow, talk about greedy!
You look at $M and say Mine! Mine! Mine!
$n grins at $N and yells Mine! Mine! Mine! Wow!
$n grins at you and yells Mine! Mine! Mine! *gasp*
Sorry, your too late.
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watch 0 0
You check your watch impatiently.
$n glances at $s watch.
You keep your eye on $M.
$n seems to be keeping an eye on $N.
$n is keeping an eye on you.
They escaped without your notice already!
You gaze at your reflection in a mirror.
$n gazes at $mself in a mirror. What a beauty.

wave 0 0
You wave.
$n waves happily.
You wave at $M.
$n waves at $N.
$n waves at you.
They didn't wait for you to wave goodbye.
You fan yourself.
$n fans $mself.

whap 0 0
You whap the air, and it whimpers in pain.
$n whaps the air, the air in turn is just slightly amused.
You whap $N upside the head.
$n whaps $N upside the head, ouch!
$n whaps you upside the head, and it smarts!
Your intended victim is not nearby, care to try someone else?
You whap yourself upside the head, what were you thinking!?!
$n whaps $mself upside the head, realizing $s stupidity!

whimper 0 0
You whimper softly.
$n whimpers softly.
You whimper to $M.
$n whimpers to $N.
$n whimpers to you.
They couldn't hear you.
$You whimper quietly to yourself.
$n whimpers quietly to $mself.

whistle 0 0
You whistle appreciatively.
$n whistles appreciatively.
You whistle at the sight of $M.
$n whistles at the sight of $N.
$n whistles at the sight of you.
You don't see anything special to whistle at.
You whistle a little tune to yourself.
$n whistles a little tune to $mself.

wiggle 0 0
You wiggle your bottom.
$n wiggles $s bottom.
You wiggle your bottom toward $M.
$n wiggles $s bottom toward $N.
$n wiggles $s bottom toward you.
You can't find your plaything.
You wiggle about like a fish.
$n wiggles about like a fish.

wince 0 0
You wince.
$n winces.
You wince in sympathy with $M.
$n winces in sympathy with $N.
$n winces in sympathy with you.
They're not here to appreciate your sympathy.
You wince at your own injuries.
$n winces at $s own injuries.

wink 0 5
Have you got something in your eye?
$n winks suggestively.
You wink suggestively at $N.
$n winks at $N.
$n winks suggestively at you.
No one with that name is present.
You wink at yourself ?? - what are you up to ?
$n winks at $mself - something strange is going on...

woops 0 0
You acknowledge the fact that you make an awful lot of typos.
$n just wants you to know that $e makes a lot of typos.
You make fun of $S typo.
$n makes fun of $N's typo.
$n makes fun of your typo.
That's nice, but they aren't here.
You make fun of your own typo.
$n says... eye'm sorey, eye now eye maek a lot of misstakez and typeohs.

worry 0 0
You feel very distraught.
$n paces about in worry.
You feel very worried about $N.
$n looks very worried about $N.
$n looks very worried about you. Take care of yourself!
You feel especially forlorn since they didn't wait to hear your concern.
You wonder about your own well-being.
$n thinks $e is in some danger.

worship 0 0
You kneel down and worship the Gods of Medievia.
$n kneels down and worships the Gods of Medievia.
You kneel down and worship $N.
$n kneels down and worships $N.
$n kneels down and worships you.
You kneel down and worship someone not here.
You worship yourself. What an ass.
$n worships $mself. What an ass.

yawn 0 0
You must be tired.
$n yawns.
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zone 0 0
You zone out.
$n zones out.
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