#AREA   Maldoro Headquarters~



#VERSION 251
#AUTHOR Kronotross~

#RANGES
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#PLANET 3

#RESETMSG &rMaldoro hides within us all.~

#FLAGS
4

#ECONOMY 0 200000135

#CLIMATE 2 2 2

#MOBILES
#9300
first mob~
a newly created first mob~
Some god abandoned a newly created first mob here.
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#9301
sonny cuckoo cocoa puffs orange neurotic bird~
Sonny the Cuckoo~
A four-foot tall cuckoo bird with bright orange feathers hops from puff to massive puff screaming incoherently.
~
Sonny is a large cuckoo bird, by cuckoo bird standards: a full four feet
of bright orange insanity.  Like any bird, he is covered in feathers and,
like most birds and not uncommon in anthopomorphic ones, his general
nakedness makes them the only real covering he has.

Bouncing from asteroid-sized cocoa puff to asteroid-sized cocoa puff, it is
amazing that he has yet to suffer a neurotic seizure from the sheer
spazmatic overload that makes his usual mental breakdown in the presence of
Cocoa Puffs seem like a single broken egg in a hen house. 

~
&OSonny the Cuckoo is in Cocoa Puff heaven.~
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1 0 100 1d20+0 2d5+0
0 1
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10 10 10 10 0
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1 1 0 0 1 1 0
0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
> rand_prog 25~
say I'm coo-coo! Coo-coo for Cocoa Puffs!
cheer
~
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#9302
heart creature depressed sadness irony~
A Heart Creature~
A strange creature comprised entirely of what seem to be hearts stands on the scarlet planetoid, slouching.
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This creature is made out of hearts, yet it cannot feel love.

Ain't that an ironic bitch?

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&BA Heart Creature fuels the area around him with his utter misery.~
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1 0 100 1d20+0 2d5+0
0 1
112 112 0
10 10 10 10 10
0 0 0 0 0
0 0 0 0 1 1 0
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> rand_prog 3~
sigh self
~
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#9399
last mob~
a newly created last mob~
Some god abandoned a newly created last mob here.
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1 0 100 1d20+0 2d5+0
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#OBJECTS
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first obj~
a newly created first obj~
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1 0 0
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#9399
last obj~
a newly created last obj~
Some god dropped a newly created last obj here.~
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0 0 0 0 0 0
1 0 0
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#ROOMS
#9300
The Realitylock~
Just as most stellar craft and planetary outposts use a small enclosed
space called an airlock to keep the infinite vacuum of space out, so does
this realitylock keep the infinite vacuum of logic and reason out of
Maldoro's patented Moon Base on the Moon.  For example, the title "Moon
Base on the Moon" may normally seem redundant, yet while inside it and
behind this realitylock it is completely fine and not in any way false.
&RRed is my favorite color.&g
As the realitylock is currently full of reality and has yet to be filled
with precious, precious chaos, it still contains such factual information
as "the entire room is comprised of a glossy black substance" and "it seems
quite chilly, easily in the negative temperatures." 
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> leave_prog 100~
mpecho &zAs the realitylock is opened, chaos begins to seep in like a tumultuous
mpecho &zwhirlwind of fuzzy numbness, eating away at perception like a chipmunk 
mpecho &zgnawing on an acorn. 
mpsleep 3
mpecho &zThe realitylock closes, locking itself shut to keep out the impending
mpecho &zwave of reality that engulfs it with the fury of a tsunami, suffocating
mpecho &zcreativity and life itself like a noose tightened around a misunderstood
mpecho &zvagrant's neck.
mpat 9301 mpecho &zThe realitylock closes after the entrance, flooding itself with logic.
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> entry_prog 100~
mpechoat $n &zAfter a brief flooding of chaos in the realitylock's chamber, conversion
mpechoat $n &zfrom the chaotic central area into it is quite smooth. Like a nickel.
mpechoaround $n &zThe realitylock is filled with chaos as $n enters, eating away at your
mpechoaround $n &zperception of both it and the world, but in a good way.  Normally things
mpechoaround $n &zeating stuff that belongs to you is a bad thing, after all. 
mpat 9301 mpecho &z$n opens the realitylock's doors and enters, the chamber pre-flooded with chaos.
mpat 9301 mpecho &YB&zu&Ym&zb&Yl&ze &Yb&ze&Ye&zs&Y.
~
> speech_prog 'thanks for all the fish'~
mpechoat $n &RAs the words leave your lips, you feel the all too familiar feeling of
mpechoat $n &Rsome mystical entity in your gut pulling you slowly out of the realitylock
mpechoat $n &Rbefore rocketing you back down to Earth!  Within seconds you approach the
mpechoat $n &REarth's atmosphere, being sucked into an embedded trail in the time-space
mpechoat $n &Rcontinuum and teleported right to the lazy young man in the desert from
mpechoat $n &Rwhich people normally come to the HQ. 
mpechoaround $n &RAs $n utters the password aloud, $e is sucked through the realitylock back down to Earth.
mptransfer $n 70062
~
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#9301
Intangibility~
Chaos defies description.
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> rand_prog 90~
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> rand_prog 4~
mpecho &GTwo wrongs make a right, but three make a left. And four? Don't get me started on four.
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> rand_prog 4~
mpecho &GToday is the first day of your life. 
mpecho &GThen again so was yesterday and look how that turned out.
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> rand_prog 4~
mpecho &GA friend with need is a friend that bleeds.
~
> rand_prog 4~
mpecho &GNo soup for you!
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> rand_prog 4~
mpecho &GAll that shimmers is not gold... in bed.
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> rand_prog 4~
mpecho &GThe answer to life, the universe, and everything is forty-two. 
mpecho &GThen again, who doesn't know that by now?
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> rand_prog 5~
mpecho &GRhode Island is neither a road nor an island. Discuss.
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> rand_prog 5~
mpecho &GOrder number 39! Order number 39!
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> rand_prog 5~
mpecho &GSquishy.
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> rand_prog 6~
mpecho &GEl Chupacabras gordo y los gato pantalones.
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> rand_prog 6~
mpecho &GFromage toilette, sil vous plait.
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> rand_prog 6~
mpecho &GICH BIN EIN GUMMIENTE UND ICH HABE KEIN FARFEGNUGEN.
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> rand_prog 6~
mpecho &GFifty percent off?! That's almost half!!!
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> rand_prog 7~
mpecho &GRice Krispies, more than meets the eyes.
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> rand_prog 7~
mpecho &GIt's like Gilligan's Island, only it sucks and I don't have a coconut radio.
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> rand_prog 8~
mpecho &GSnap Popple Fizz, Coca Cola.
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> rand_prog 8~
mpecho &GIn other news: OW. DAMMIT.
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> rand_prog 9~
mpecho &GAnd now back to your regularly scheduled day, already in progress. 
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> rand_prog 10~
mpecho &GIf Fred has three apples and his friend George has nine oranges, and
mpecho &GGeorge gives Fred one orange for every two of his apples, George is a big
mpecho &Gfruit monopolizing jackass who is probably going to give Fred a rotten
mpecho &Gorange and charge him a surcharge of one apple to take it off his hands. 
mpecho &GStupid George.
~
> rand_prog 11~
mpecho &GHas anyone ever tried to combine cheese and chocolate?  I have a feeling
mpecho &GIt could be a titanic clash of taste powers.  Or it could taste like crap. 
mpecho &GBut you never know until you try. 
~
> rand_prog 12~
mpecho &GNo matter what anyone tells you, you can never have too much sugar. Unless you have diabetes.
~
> rand_prog 14~
mpecho &GSometimes, you just have to poop.
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> rand_prog 17~
mpecho &GIn summary, it's only wrong if you get caught, get a crappy lawyer, and aren't able to seduce the judge.
~
> rand_prog 20~
mpecho &GBAKUHATSU SHIKA!
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> rand_prog 25~
mpecho &GGive me liberty or give me... ... actually just give me liberty.
~
> rand_prog 33~
mpecho &GTetris! Tetris! We all get shot!
~
> rand_prog 50~
mpecho &GIf I had a nickel for every time someone said "If I had a nickel", I'd be ten cents richer.
~
> rand_prog 100~
mpecho &RDANGER DANGER EVACUATE IMMEDIATELY.
mpsleep 10
mpecho &GPsyche.
~
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#9302
The Maldorogon~
A massive arena in the shape of a Maldorogon spans a full mile in
diameter, revolving counter-clockwise at a steady rate.  The entirety of
the Maldorogon is a sturdy ebon substance, soft at base but hard as rock
when enough pressure is applied, making an excellent sparring surface.  As
well, the constant revolution of the arena creates an enhanced gravity zone
with the center being gravity comparable to Earth's and the edges holding a
massive G-Force.
&YCrunchy toenail pies.&g
A soothing feeling ebbs and flows through the area, accelerating the
natural healing of organic and artificial lifeforms alike, its source
unseeable. 
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D4
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#9303
That's What Friends Are For~
In this area, the chaos has begun to solidify into jagged azure spikes
that seem to suck positive emotions from the very air around them; just
looking at them depresses a normal person.  The spikes themselves range in
length from titanic skyscraper-sized monsters to tiny thorns decorating
their larger brothers.  In the center of this jungle of misery, a small,
spiked planetoid the color of blood beats like the area's heart, glowing
faintly with each pulse. 
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0 8 0
D3
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#9304
Floating in a void~
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D2
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D5
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#9305
Sonny's Lair~
Suspended in a seemingly endless space here is a veritable field of
giant chocolate cereal puffs, filling one's vision with their chocolatey
brown goodness.  The puffs are massive in their existence, giving the
entire scene the illusion of an asteroid field of cocoa.  Despite the
infinite space they are contained within, it is somehow common, widely
known knowledge that the exit is to the southeast.  But that goes without
saying. &OOnce I ate a penny. It was a complete waste of money.
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D8
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#9306
Floating in a void~
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#9307
The Stinky Toybox~
This is the center of a seemingly immense toybox that really isn't all
that big if you compare it to such other "immense" objects as the moon or
Florida.  On the other hand, compared to an average-sized toybox this is
really something to be admired. Who would even need a toybox this big
anyway?  Thor, God of Thunder?  
That must be it.  Welcome to Thor's Mighty Toybox.  Patent pending.  Feel
free to just leave your stuff laying around; I'm sure Thor won't hurt you
too much.  I mean, think of all the work he'd have to put himself through
just to smite you for littering in his toybox.  First he'd have to pick up
his mighty hammer Mjollnir -- already too much work for your average Joe --
then not only would he have to heft the thing, he would have to actually
throw it at you and hit!  
At least he has that handy-dandy, lazy-ass "return to my hand, Mjollnir"
business.  From that alone you can tell Thor is one lazy bastard.  Who
doesn't even pick up their own hammer?  
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D7
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#0


#RESETS
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M 0 9302 1 9303
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#SHOPS
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#REPAIRS
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#SPECIALS
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